ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

(via sugar-nextdoor)

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ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

(via oknope)

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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
image

(via hornycereal)

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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

(via lubricates)

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cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

(via baesitter)

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